im in a serious relationship with my wifi
theepichumor: you could say we have a…connection
365daysofeileen: i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u agree
anonymous: you're cute!
me: mom is that you
radio station 1: call me maybe
radio station 2: payphone
radio station 3: wild ones
radio station 4: what makes you beautiful
radio station 5: where have you been
radio station 6: somebody that i used to know
me: *veers car off bridge and drowns in lake*
jack-sparrow: oh right. the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco’s poison.
IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE BY A TWO-YEAR-OLD MONKEY ON A FARM.